Jermaine Jackson Doesn't Want To Be A "Jackson" Anymore
Jermaine Jackson named 2 out of his 9 children Jermajesty and Jaafar, so he obviously has his doctorate in Fucked Up Names and he's at it again. This time Jermaine Jackson is dipping his own last name...
View ArticleDon't Hate The Brazilian Phoebe Price Because She's More Beautiful Than Your...
Just a day after Hurricane Sandy took lives, drowned the subway and ate almost all of the electricity in Manhattan, Brazilian actress-model-reality-star-fame-whore-thing Nana Gouvêa took to the streets...
View ArticleThe Time Jenny McCarthy Did Ecstasy And Tried To Have Sex With A Tree
Autism curer and literary genius Jenny McCarthy is peddling her newest book "Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic" and she learned the best way to sell a book is to spill some scandalous...
View ArticleThe Kid From Two And A Half Men Wants You To Stop Watching The Show That...
Regularly inhaling Charlie Sheen's coke and call girl snatch breath would make almost any kid run straight to Jesus and that's exactly what 19-year-old Angus T. Jones has done and then some. For the...
View ArticleJust A Regular Night: Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested For Punching This Woman
UPDATE: That's not a picture of the woman who got smacked down by LiLo. That's the woman's friend who either smeared bronzer on her cheek to make it look like a bruise or is just extremely heavy with...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Punched A Woman Over This
TMZ, Radar and UsWeekly all have different stories for why Lindsay LohanpunchedTiffany Eve Mitchell (Side note: I just knew her name was going to be Tiffany or Crystal.) at Avenue in NYC early this...
View ArticleNick Lachey Is Really Into Football
Above is a video of former Mr. Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, getting kicked out of a Chargers vs. Bengals game in San Diego for fighting and running his mouth. Nick Lachey is the Bengals' forever...
View ArticleRob Kartrashian Would Never Call Rita Ora A "Whore"
Pimp Mama Kris' lowest-earning whore, Rob Kartrashian, let out a Twitter stream of tears when he said that his former piece Rita Ora allegedly cheated on him with twenty other dudes. Even a brain dead...
View ArticleBrandi Glanville And Eddie Cibrian Are Fighting Again
Being the responsible and sane parents that they are, Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville continued to throw hate at each other in the media yesterday. It all started when Brandi told UsWeekly that...
View ArticlePsy Is Really Sorry For Rapping About Killing Americans
America's current South Korean sweetheart Psy is sending America a basket full of sorries today for rapping about the death of Americans at a concert in South Korea 8 years ago. Long before "Gangnam...
View ArticleNothing Like A Little Staged PDA To Make People Forget That Your Fiancé Is A...
As J. Harvey told your asses yesterday, Sofia Vergara's piece of trash fiancé Nick Loeb got kicked out of a club in Miami on New Year's Eve after her got into a mini-brawl, which ended with Sofia's...
View ArticleJames Franco Is A Helluva Drug
Justin Bieber + James Franco + KMart wigs + a corporate apartment + extra large dentures + too much free time + an on-call weed man + everything in the medicine cabinet + a pink napkin over a...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Can't Read
A human tornado of pure happiness was seen doing cartwheels while shouting "I'M FINALLY FREE!" down the streets of Los Angeles this afternoon and now we know it was Lindsay Lohan's former attorney...
View ArticleShawn Holley Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer....For Now
Ever since that terrifying moment in court was captured in a picture, Shawn Holley can't move her eyeballs to the left without reaching for a rosary and a vial of holy water first. Shawn Holley didn't...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Thinks She's Too Good For Dancing With The Has-Beens
Here's a picture that Lindsay LohanInstagrammed of her scissoring her nose as her latest stalking victim Max George screams for help while his ankle is shackled to the bed. Or maybe that's one of...
View ArticleQOTD: Brandi Glanville Used To Joke That Eddie Cibrian Raped Her On The First...
The Real Plastic Faces Of Beverly Hills'Brandi Glanville is still whoring her book out hard and knows that the easiest way to sell a book is to put a hi-res picture of Prince Hot Ginge's peen in it....
View ArticleThe Difficult Brown's Community Could Be Revoked After The D.A. Accused Him...
Chris Brown got 180 days of community service after he pleaded guilty to beating on RiRi and all he had to do was to complete all 180 days, but since he's an entitled anal sore, he didn't! Obviously....
View ArticleEddie And LeAnn Make Fun Of Brandi On Instagram, Because It's Not Like They...
And it's not like I have anything else to do but write about all these dumb bitches, which might make me the dumbest bitch of them all. Developing...Eddie Cibrian somehow found time between spending...
View ArticleKris Humphries' Divorce Lawyer Is Divorcing His Ass
Kris Humphries publicity stunt marriage to Kim Kardashian ended over a year ago, but they've been dragging their divorce ever since, because he wants an annulment due to fraud. Kim refuses to give him...
View ArticleWe Should All Feel Safer Knowing That These Two Dildos Own A Bunch Of Guns
Ever since Celebrity Big Brother, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been bright shiny A-list stars in the UK (not at all), so of course Channel 5 aired a special about them on Monday night. During...
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